Tuesday, May 04, 2004
CANADA UNPREPARED FOR NADGERS EPIDEMIC
The Fraser Institute today released a study casting severe doubt on the ability of Canada's health system to respond to an epidemic of the nadgers. "The only way to ensure that the rich will be adequately safe from a nadgers epidemic is to immediately (sic) privatize the health care system." said spokesperson Michael Jogger. Referring to the recent scare to the well-being of national metamusical treasure Sid Herpes, he went on to say, "This foul ailment almost took away from us one of Canada's greatest citizens. We cannot leave the fate of our most revered and valuable Canadians to the vagaries of public health." When it was pointed out that Mr Herpes may be bourgeois now but by no means rich Mr Jogger declared that he had an urgent appointment.
The Fraser Institute today released a study casting severe doubt on the ability of Canada's health system to respond to an epidemic of the nadgers. "The only way to ensure that the rich will be adequately safe from a nadgers epidemic is to immediately (sic) privatize the health care system." said spokesperson Michael Jogger. Referring to the recent scare to the well-being of national metamusical treasure Sid Herpes, he went on to say, "This foul ailment almost took away from us one of Canada's greatest citizens. We cannot leave the fate of our most revered and valuable Canadians to the vagaries of public health." When it was pointed out that Mr Herpes may be bourgeois now but by no means rich Mr Jogger declared that he had an urgent appointment.
