Metamusic

SID THROWS OFF AFFLICTION!!

Anachronisms fans (Sid and Doris Bonkers) were delirious today as Sid Herpes announced that he had overcome both the Nadgers and bourgeoiserie.

"In the deepest depths of my despair," Sid announced, "stricken with the dreaded Nadgers and the even more dreaded bourgeois outlook, I decided to listen to Strictly Washroom. After a few playings of "Dance Pathetic," the highest achievement of metamusic so far, I realized that I had to choose between being a metamusician and being bourgeois. The choice was easy – anyone can be bourgeois, but only the Anachronisms are metamusicians."

Sid attributed his decline into bourgeois thought as the result of the early stages of the Nadgers which later struck him down. He has founded a foundation to fight the Nadgers in all its forms – the Herpes Foundation Against the Nadgers Rather than Against Herpes I Repeat This is NOT an Anti-Herpes Foundation But Rather an Anti-Nadgers FOundation Got That? When the Herpes Foundation representative approaches you, please give generously and wear your Nadgerfighter condom proudly!

"I have thrown out the songs I wrote during my affliction, and rehabilitated the songs I threw out!" Herpes continued. "All is right with the world again. I have been hee-aled!!!"