Metamusic

In an interview on Freelton television, metamusician Sid Herpes today called for the death penalty for everyone associated with the composition, recording, distribution, and playing of "Feliz Navidad."

American officials have confirmed that no Anachronisms CDs or tapes were found in Saddam Hussein's bolthole, or indeed in any of the lavish properties in which he used to live.

"If only he had listened to metamusic," said the governor of Iraq, J. Paul Bremer, "the Iraqi people would have been spared the long nightmare of Saddam Hussein's rule. Saddam would have spent his time doing productive things like growing his hair long and collecting Jackie McLean records."