Metamusic

While the Rolling Stones concert broke up hours ago, revellers (Sid and Doris Bonkers) at the competing Anachronisms concert party on. A police cordon has surrounded Edward VIII Park in Freelton and will remain there until Sid and Doris pass out. The concert was moved from the One-Stop Curl 'n' Kegel after the fans (Sid and Doris Bonkers) barfed in their bowling shoes.