Tuesday, July 22, 2003
The momentum of the Anachronisms' concert in competition with the Rolling Sloans on July 30 continues to build. Both the Freelton and Drumbo 7-11s report that they have sold out all the tickets they were allotted for the concert. The fans (Sid and Doris Bonkers) are already lining up at the One-Stop Curl 'n' Kegel in Freelton in an effort to be the first into the concert. Mr. and Mrs. Bonkers are taking turns lining up; the rest of their time is spent talking excitedly with other fans at the posh Chateau Freelton beverage room. When asked why he was lining up this early, Mr. Bonkers said "Ancanisms yeeeeeah!! Yeeeeeeeeah! Yeeeeeeah!" before subsiding into a fit of bonewracking coughs.
