Metamusic

What spot will the lads have in the forthcoming concert in t-dot featuring the Rolling Stones, AC/DC, and other groups even older than the Anchovies? I suppose the pressure is on to let the Stones come on last, but I say resist.

Record stores around the world were jammed last night as fans lined up to be the first to obtain a copy of The Basement Tapes, the new CD re-release of the classic Anachronisms album.

"The Anachronisms are great," said fan and Three Tenors member Luciano Mangiatutti. "They encourage young people to listen to metamusic. We tried the metamusic shtick when we sang "Moon River", but we just couldn't adapt ourselves to the change in genre. Plus their cover art is way better than ours. We bow to the Maestri."

In Toronto, police on the lookout for drugs confiscated large quantities of Metamucil.